What is Five Dollar Foot Long?
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A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
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The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.
I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
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