What is Five Dollar Jones?
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When you complete a PMS requirement but didn't properly validate the card and subsequently get sent to mast by AOC Johnny Jones. For further definition on the five dollar aspect see "five dollar reagan"
WT Door: "hey joe, howd your spotcheck go?"
Joe:"That mofo gave me the five dollar jones, im already on report"
WT Door: "damn that aint cool"
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