What is Five Dollar Story?
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Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
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