Five Dollar Story

What is Five Dollar Story?

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.

Mark: That's it?

John: Yep!

Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

See boring, pointless, waste of time, awkward, storytelling

Zuff

1. The sound that a zero makes going through life (zuffff....) Did you see those zuffs smoking weed down by the bridge? See loser, townie..

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1. Morse code of SOS, which stands for save our souls. look, theres morse code for SOS ...---... Lets land this helicopter and save them!..

2-litre Coke Bottle

1. Named after Dave Papachini's throbbing rager. John came out of the shower in Quebec city traumatized, for he had just seen the man..

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