Five Dollar Story

What is Five Dollar Story?


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Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.

Mark: That's it?

John: Yep!

Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

See boring, pointless, waste of time, awkward, storytelling


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