Five Finger Dismount

What is Five Finger Dismount?


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You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.

One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.

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