Five Finger Fiesta

What is Five Finger Fiesta?

the art of male masturbation. see also booping the bishop, flogging the dolphin, spanking the monkey

That party was boring so I went home and had myself a little five finger fiesta.

Road Chode

1. the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denve..

Quicktime

1. A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple. Hrm, I need another plugin? ...load... Gah! Fuck QuickTime..

Enslaver

1. Performs rituals with inflatable animals, whilst wearing handcuffs, and planning world domination. Wow, that guy pleasuring that blow u..

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