Five Finger Jive

What is Five Finger Jive?

Masturbation, involving all 5 fingers.

I walked in and he was doing the Five Finger Jive. I shit myself.

Ownances

1. Instance in which you own someone. "How many ownances have you had today?" See owned, punked, destroyed, defeated, demolishe..

Kift

1. A word used exclusively in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Refers to a thing/object which is rubbish, broken, or useless. God, my watch is kift! ..

Amacrocrate

1. A form of complete and utter domination in one form or another, IE: "owned, served." see Amacrocration, also see Amacrocra..

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