What is Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle?


1.

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

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2.

a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

See fingering, masturbation, foreplay, penetration, getting off


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