Five Finger Linger

What is Five Finger Linger?


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Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.


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