What is Five Finger Linger?
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Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like
If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.
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Someone imbued with a sense of duty to draw the attention of purveyors of food not to use too much salt.
Deriv. NaCl (salt) + activist
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