Five Footer

What is Five Footer?


1.

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:

"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."

response:

"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

See pickle tickler, slut, hoe, ugly

2.

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.


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