What is Five Iron?
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During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, "Caddy, hand me my five iron" then yells "four" and swings his penis towards the girl's clitoris.
Girl - "OMG fuck me now"
Guy - "Hold on baby....Caddy, hand me my five iron"
"Four"
Girl - "Nice five iron baby, now fuck me."
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What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something import..