Five Knuckle Shuffle Edit Meaning

1.

The act of male masturbation.

See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

2.

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye scorelast night?

Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

See masturbate, spanking the monkey, handjob, relief, wank

3.

to masturbate

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

4.

Another word for the popular slang word ' wank'.

Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

See masturbation, slang, colloquial, wank, bashing, men

5.

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

See choke, the, chicken, wacking, off

6.

It means to punch someone with a left right combo. much like shuffling cards.

scott started getting mouthy so I threatened to give him the five knuckle shuffle to the face.

7.

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!