Five O's Of Driving

What is Five O's Of Driving?

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There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

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-Ovaries

-Oriental

-Out of town

-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

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