Five Toed Sloth

What is Five Toed Sloth?

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."

"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

See sloth, slothing, slowpoke, leadass

Ass-plund

1. When a guy rams into his girl/boy friends ass with his penis as hard as he can. Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary? Mary:Yes, it was..

Urenima'd

1. Much like an aenema (fist in the ass) but with the pee hole. Usually done with a size 12 sneaker. fag - HOLY SHIT DOC that fuckin hurt!..

La Tira

1. In Mexico, spanish slang for police Te va a agarrar la tira The cops are going to get you See tira, poli, la tira..

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