Five Toed Sloth

What is Five Toed Sloth?

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."

"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

See sloth, slothing, slowpoke, leadass

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