Five Year Plan

What is Five Year Plan?


1.

When a college student decides to stay in college for longer than four years.

Gerry: Why weren't you in class this afternoon?

Chase: I'm on the five year plan.

Justin: I was on that plan once.

See failing, fucked up, dumbass

2.

When the object of your affections is *just* a bit too young, but give it five years...

"Dude, she's illegal"

"Yeah but she's my five year plan"

See young, illegal, jailbait, jail bait

3.

Relationships:

When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.

Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.

Chris: Dude, my girlfriend's really choking me.

Graham: Why?

Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.

See five year plan, relationships, girlfriend, clingy


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