Five-a-day

What is Five-a-day?


1.

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.

(Todd on his date with Jenifer)

Jenifer: They do good food here

Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg

Jenifer: ??

Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg

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