Five-finger Dinger

What is Five-finger Dinger?


1.

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

See masturbation, jacking off, spanking the monkey, whacking off, choking the chicken, beating the meat


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