Five-minute Mofo

What is Five-minute Mofo?

person who leaves a five minute long message on your answering machine.

your mama is a five minute mofo,everyday.

Folded

1. The state of being so drunk it is difficult to do things that would seem easy if you were sober, ex; motor function control, speech, etc..

Vagcrawl

1. To cautiously enter partners vaginal locale and proceed to visit for an acceptable duration of time then proceed to the next location us..

Zarnke

1. A penis that stands straight up looking sort of like a flag pole but nowhere near the size. Dude this hot chick walked by me today and ..

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