Five-minute Mofo Edit Meaning

1. To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described i..

1. Any person, event or thing that causes an abrupt end to sexual desire; a huge turn off. Jimmy was polishing his woody when his parents ..

1. Pwnt through feats of logic comparable only to forcible anal intercourse in vigor and intent "You're not saving face this tim..