Five-second-role

What is Five-second-role?


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The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.

Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."


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