What is Five-to-two-er?
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A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
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Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.
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A Mexican Penis That Is Ready To Cum Explode. The cum, or cheese, comes out very slowy and takes forever to swallow.
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for a female: receiving a load the size of a Peter North 8 roper on the face, with a majority of it finding its way into the eye.
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