Five-to-two-er

What is Five-to-two-er?


1.

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.

Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

See Ben

2.

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.


27

Random Words:

1. An outlandish statement based primarily on faulty logic and harbored grievances. Commonly associated with storytelling, a "skibskee..
1. A fat fish-man creature that comes out when there is a full moon. it plays the harp and always brings a sack lunch to concerts. Guy1: ..
1. Oakland, California's baseball team. The players are actually not that Athletic, because their outfielders have a tendency to fall ..