Five-to-two-er

What is Five-to-two-er?


1.

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.

Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

See Ben

2.

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.


27

Random Words:

1. Tits, boobs, breasts, mamories, jugs, babylons....you get the idea!!! Look at the mamzies on that slag!!..
1. An Irish surname, original form being ohEaghra. Many other variations of this name are Hara, O'Hara etc. It can also be quite amu..
1. 1. When you are smoking weed/hash out of a bowl and its not enough, so you pack it full and punch the first bowl pack a new one and then..