Five-to-two-er

What is Five-to-two-er?


1.

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.

Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

See Ben

2.

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.


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