What is Five-to-two-er?
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A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
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Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.
Random Words:
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Sex with the devil.
In hell.
Guy 1: Hey guys, guess what I did last night!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: I heard he got to 666th base.
Guy 1..
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1. n. a sketchy college student who routinely hooks up with random highschooler
2. n. A person who you do not know, but with whom you h..
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When a girls spreads her snatch and a guy puts only his balls into it.
Dude, I totally did a Raspberry Nasty with that girl, it was wei..