What is Five-to-two-er?
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A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.
Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.
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Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.
Random Words:
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a dildo/vibrator that has a clitoral stimulator in the shape of a rabbit.
Ann Summers sell rampant rabbits to horny women.
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The wor..
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when you indiscretely gesture to you friend that the hot bar tender or waitress has cammel toe.
drunk 1:hey dude tendagottoe.
drunk ..
