What is Fix-a-net Day?
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A Portuguese holiday where the men get to have two beers while they mend their fishing nets.
Falls on the Friday two weeks before Christmas.
Co worker 1: Where is Jeff today?
Co worker 2: It's Fix-A-Net day, so he had to stay home and be with his family.
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