What is Fixpensive?
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An object that is so battered and trashed that it would cost one more to fix it than to go out and buy a replacement.
Person 1: Man, your car is lookin pretty ragged...
Person 2: Tell me about it! The radiator is busted, the transmission is blown, and the windshield and doors are gone...this mofo is gettin fixpensive!
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When something costs more to fix than it would to go out and buy a new one.
Person A: "Dude, your car looks like shit..."
Person B: "I know, the radiator is busted, the trannie is blown, my windshield is missing, and there is no rear left tire."
Person A: "Fuck dude, that sounds pretty fixpensive."
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