Fixster

What is Fixster?

1.

a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself

fixster response:

"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."

"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"

correct response:

"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"

"shut your cake hole suit"

See bicycle, fixed, gear, fixed gear, hipster, cool, trying too hard
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