What is Fixster?
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a hipster who rides a fixed gear bicycle. not actually into messenger style riding and when questioned about riding a fixed gear feels the need to defend themself
fixster response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe? i mean theres an amalgam of reasons for you to.."
"YEAH BUT@ OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL $^_)$#UT(PE $JRQG(#$Y# (UQ%GTER@$&%N %E(RUGRDimtheman"
correct response:
"you ride a fixed gear? isn't that really unsafe?"
"shut your cake hole suit"
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