What is Fixtures Man?
1.
A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:
'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'
'Like theeeeeeeeeese'
Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.
2.
A sexy biatch who never backs down when chllenged to an argument about premiership (spl and enligsh) football.
"Hey, you don't know more about football then me, i'm fixtures man" or "you no nothing, you ain't no fixtures man"
3.
to totaly interlectual higher in the feild of english football.
to be argumentative and become enraged if not said to be correct.
"that kid is a fixtures man" or "he is never going to be a fixtures man"
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