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Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.
She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!..
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When a man marries a woman who already has children.
So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?
Dude he got married a month ago an..
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when a bunch of bitches kick a guys ballsack around.
Chris thought he was going to get laid, but those chicks just wanted to play sacky..