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The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 1..
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Someone who collects fecal matter.
My sister is such a turtle herder, she's always digging around in that cat box.
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An escalator that goes up. Opposite of a downscalator.
"We wandered the whole damn mall, trying to find an upscalator to the seco..