Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

Overread

1. Similar to "overheard," except that one reads it instead of hearing it. I overread on your Facebook that you're going ou..

Lucer

1. A cool and hip way of saying "loser" in espanich. A person who fails frequently and fails to succeed in life. Lele es una luc..

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