Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Eating Is Cheating

1. A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl. 1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab. 2. You ar..

Scotty Too Hotty

1. a former member of toocool, was wwe tag champions with rikishi, and called the worm toocool member scotty too hotty See scotty, too, h..

Ubermaaf

1. Word used to express an apology A Very apologetic expression Derived from 'maaf' (ma-af) from malay language, combined with ..

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