Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?


1.

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"


84

Random Words:

1. Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishme..
1. If an Australian says to you that "your blood's worth bottling", he/she is paying you a major compliment. If an Australi..
1. 1: Drunk and always wanking beside a picture of your mum; 2: For the ladies, e.g. what ever you want him to be baby. Your sexay beast o..