Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Rocket Potato

1. a giant potato that eats cats and rugs. the rocket potato is eating mr. whisker! See potato, rocket, cat, rug, hi..

Balay

1. 1. A shortened name for the Guide to Reference Books, co edited by Robert Balay. 2. A term that can be used to describe the unwanting f..

Butta-nuts

1. When fat guys walk in the heat untill their balls are sweaty and stinky. I gotta get outta da sun, befoe I gets a bad case of butta-nut..

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