Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

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Hooshy

1. (noun; or adjective)- A female who is regarded as highly desireable both sexaually and elsewise, who endures constant unwanted male atte..

Lean Position

1. Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO. "ok people, i kn..

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