Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Keagels

1. Sexual exercise wherein you penetrate yourself with a doggie toy, then make it go squeak-squeak all day for practice. Variant of kegels..

Golden Nugget

1. A solid and finite feeling peice of excrement that signals the end of the defecation process. When being urged to release the bathroom ..

Innsmouth Look

1. People with the "Innsmouth Look" look vaguely fish and/or frog like through the face, especially through the eyes. Inspired b..

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