Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

You Broke The Coffee Pot

1. When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie. “Man, you lo..

Unbestinkinglievable

1. Majorly unbelievable with a negative connotation. You come with a great idea at work and your boss takes all the credit and even those ..

Zombed

1. You are so fucked up from drinking, smoking, or pill ingesting that your are still alive but in dead state of mind Holy shit bro, Natha..

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