Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Monkey Wheel

1. When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she sh..

Vageena

1. A perfectly pink, symmetrical, and tight pussy that is achin' to be fucked. Usually moist, soft, and ready for penetration. Dude, ..

Oceaning

1. to be sweating enormously under your armpits Elaina was so excited she didnt realize how much she was oceaning or ew she oceans like..

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