Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Lollieskatez

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Krymka

1. The phenomenon of defecating and masturbating simultaneously. When performing a hand job it is vital to ejaculate semen precisely at the..

[like The Dickens]

1. unjustly overbearing, irrationally, to be unjust like Scrooge, ridiculous, unfair, "it's hot like the Dickens" (said in ..

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