Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Tall People

1. Real tall people (6 foot or taller) when there younger get teased sometimes because of their lenght and lankiness. But let me tell you ..

Zero %

1. Definition- To take away something (ie to give them 0% of something, or take away 100% of something) Stop that or I'll give you ze..

W.a.f

1. =welsh as fuck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw ..

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