Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

30 Sack

1. A baggie with $30 worth of weed...AKA a dime ($10 worth of weed) and a dub ($20 worth of weed, dub=double dime) combined. "I gave ..

Arabian Sun Goggles

1. A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye. This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles..

Tree Chipper

1. A device used for turning small children into dog food. We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out...

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