Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Gnip

1. A tropical fruit. It's found in the Carribean, and I've only had it on St. Thomas. It's a bit smaller than a golf ball, h..

You Can Pound My Tom Tom

1. invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex. I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom..

Hawiian Punch Heimlich

1. Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate. I'm so depressed. I gue..

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