Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Aleks

1. the stupidest math program ever. i hate it, and so do you. it is used in some places to help kids with math, but it just makes them want..

Pitching A Tent

1. The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist. Johnny was pitching a tent when..

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