Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Krampus

1. A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes ..

I.a.f.

1. Intense as Fuck Dude 1: hey man did you see that fight at school? Dude 2: yeah man that shit was I.A.F. Dude 1: hell yeah it was. Se..

Shmagget

1. A mix between a shmuck and a fagget. A person who is stupid but also classified as gay or retarted. Sort of like you call someone a fagg..

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