Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Doonk

1. 1. to take advangtage of 2. Used as a sign of angry dismissal 3. To have intercourse with 4. to waste time (doonkin' around) 5...

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1. a small text smiley that resembles a sad emo kid: used in online chats. Don't be such a damn //.- See emo, emo boy, emo girl, smi..

Telepiphany

1. A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situatio..

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