Fjortoft

What is Fjortoft?

Anyone famous for making daft remarks

"Can I have a large chip, please?"

"It isn't over yet"

"D'oh"

"What's the point in a pencil... that's blunt?"

Zesticle

1. A testicle of great flavour and zest! Usually bouncy or tropical, and exciting like lemons. I saw a guys zesticles and it gave me a buz..

Huff Number 9

1. A hair care product that causes bushiness of the eyebrows and a mild afro. I just love what Huff number 9 does to my hair and eyebrows...

Restless Legs Syndrome

1. a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much c..

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