Flab

What is Flab?


1.

Excess skin on overweight people.

Dude, she was fat I fucked her back flab.

See lem

2.

Excess wheight noticed on fat people.

Ewww look at her flab!

See eww, flab, gross, cankles, fattie, fatass, cookies, strechmarks

3.

A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.

Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.

Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers

My scrawny dad has flabby moobs

See flabby, fat, fatty, fatties

4.

It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.

My wife is a complete FLAB!

See floss, ass, bitch, flob

5.

A subsittute word for the curse words "fuck" and "damn". Adding an "-bit" to the end, usually subsitutes the words "damnit" or "fuckit", adding a "-bing" subsitutes the word "fucking".

"God flabbit! I forgot my math book!"

"FLAB! That guy is flabbing hot!"

See fuck, damn, damnit, fuckit, fuck you, damn you

6.

Noun: Butter. Commonly dispensed by tearing off one end of the paper and spreading your flab on toast like a prit-stik

Pass the flab please.

See butter, fat, kif, school, mountain

7.

an acronym for:

Fucking Lame Ass Bastard

Coined by "Butch"

You're a flab

Get that Flab away from me


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