What is Flab?
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Excess skin on overweight people.
Dude, she was fat I fucked her back flab.
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Excess wheight noticed on fat people.
Ewww look at her flab!
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A type of fat that quivers sickeningly, especially exhibited by old men who believe themselves fit because they are thin.
Distinct from chub, which is relatively desirable and frequently chased.
Flab is also found around the jowls of truly fat fuckers
My scrawny dad has flabby moobs
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It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.
My wife is a complete FLAB!
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A subsittute word for the curse words "fuck" and "damn". Adding an "-bit" to the end, usually subsitutes the words "damnit" or "fuckit", adding a "-bing" subsitutes the word "fucking".
"God flabbit! I forgot my math book!"
"FLAB! That guy is flabbing hot!"
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Noun: Butter. Commonly dispensed by tearing off one end of the paper and spreading your flab on toast like a prit-stik
Pass the flab please.
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an acronym for:
Fucking Lame Ass Bastard
Coined by "Butch"
You're a flab
Get that Flab away from me