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When a man eats out a woman when she is on her period.
Harry: Hey sammy can i eat you out?
Sammy: Yeah, but im on my period...
Harry:..
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Pickpockets who work in churches.
The jakes caught three autumn divers at St. Patrick's.
See crime, church, divers..
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To simultaneously defecate and vomit.
"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myse..