What is Flabberfucked?
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showing great suprise or disbelief
When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!
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Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
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A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.
I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?..
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A game of chance to decide which person pays for a restaurant meal. Every party contributes a credit/debit card into a hat and the wait..
