What is Flabberfucked?
1.
showing great suprise or disbelief
When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!
See
2.
Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
See
Random Words:
1.
Partial Erection
After talking to that sexy bitch, I was sportin a half master...
1.
By the book faggot refers to people who insist on doing things 'by the book' or properly, in fear of being reprimanded.
This..
1.
Matt's other cat, and companion to Shitty Pancras. Lives on beanbag. Lives for turkey. Poops on floor when angered. May vomit pr..
