Flabberfucked

What is Flabberfucked?

1.

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

See shocked, confused, scared, excited

2.

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......

(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

See fucked, screwed, shit out of luck, up the creek, up shit creek

17

Random Words:

Birdle

1. used by my best friend's dad when he was in highschool to denote the male reproductive organ My friend Matt has a very small birdl..

Virginie

1. 1. a. (v) To confuse a movie star with a midget. b. (n) An individual who is constantly not being allowed on skype conferences. c. ..

Chastise

1. To cause a mate to be without orgasms, or restricted in arousal. To keep restricted within a chastity device: for women, to prevent pene..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free