Flabberfucked

What is Flabberfucked?


1.

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

See shocked, confused, scared, excited

2.

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......

(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

See fucked, screwed, shit out of luck, up the creek, up shit creek


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