What is Flabia?
1.
The large mound of flesh - usually growing from the abdominal region - that causes one to believe they need to file a missing persons report on their own genitalia.
Man.. thanks to this flabia I haven't seen my own penis in three years.
2.
the inner labia that is stretched or really flappy and so long that it extends out over the outer labia. Sometimes has a scalloped or serrated looking edge to it.
Shredded Beef curtains.
"I was about to go down on my girlfriend when I noticed she had major flabia"
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3.
an extraordinary coffee/tea making machine that exudes fabulous aromas and creamy toppings.
Would you like some hot coco with a creamy topping fresh from my Flabia?
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4.
Compound noun for a plump puss, derived from a "Flabby Labia". While a plump puss may be a thing of beauty a flabia tends to be less attractive, often having grey pubes, old lady smell or both.
In polite circles may be known as a fattie.
I always suspected the Farmer was a man till the Captain told me he'd seen someone eating her flabia.
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The soft, tender, skin surrounding the clitoris.
My period causes pain on my flabia
