What is Flabulence?
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Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.
"You farted. I heard it."
"No, that was merely flabulence."
"Thank God."
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When you have no cash so you pillage through the couch, car ashtray, dirty laundry etc for change
Man i needed some beer but had no cas..
