Flabulence

What is Flabulence?


1.

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

See fart, farting, flatulence


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