Flabulence

What is Flabulence?


1.

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

See fart, farting, flatulence


55

Random Words:

1. An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up. The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while..
1. To Rev the crowd is an action that is preformed at a concert by the lead singer (most likely). To get the crowd at a show more rowdy, a..
1. Friendliest Love of my Life a friend of the opposite sex that people think your dating cuz your that close we're not dating, she&..