Flaccid

What is Flaccid?


1.

1) Limp or soft

2) When the male penis is unhappy :(

3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

2.

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

See Matt

3.

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?

Husband: No.

Wife: Now?

Husband: No.

Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

4.

Limp, lacking muscle

An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.

See Tanisha

5.

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.

Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

See noone

6.

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

7.

Adjective that describes something in a negative form

Dude, that history test was so flaccid!

See bad, crap, terrible, awful, bunk


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