What is Flacid Jack?
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When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.
"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."
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n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of slangdefine.org. See also "poon"
1. Sally never washes the queefs..
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When you have sex with a woman on her period and youre left with blood on the end of your penis. Then using a clean piece of toilet pape..
