What is Flacid Jack?
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When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.
"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."
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Getting extremely drunk, wasted, mad fucked up
Shane was so slobbernachered last night he got raped by two girls with dildos.
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The tastiest vagg of all the lands
guy 1: "did you get to taste that vagg"
guy 2: "yeah it was so kat's vagg"..
