What is Flacido?
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Name used for a guy whose sexual performance actually supercedes expectations for all the girls he has"loved"!!
A 'Flacido' is a stealthy stud of mixed breeding who is committed to identifying his future self to that of his sole icon...his absent father.
Hence, the pathetic, floppy pattern of the charming soulless womanizer continues.
Flacido is a man reaching his fifties, who talks about those lucky lovers he's "porked" over the years.Then,if you're lucky, he might boast about the career (he managed to barely salvage), and say "So,... wanna get porked?"
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when a man deficates in a womens mouth then recieves oral sex while the fecal matter is still in her mouth.
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a generalization used primarily by heterosexual males to justify the (apparent) irrational behaviors of women.
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