F.l.a.f. Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is uncool, stupid and generally shot to pieces and/or shot to bits. Can often be found on public transport, your local chip..

1. Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite. I bought my new computer offline. ..

1. Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a wo..