Flagpole

What is Flagpole?


1.

n. An erect penis.

Come on dear! climb on top the flagpole tonight!

See dick, shlong, pole, pecker, woodie

2.

the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.

Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets

oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!

3.

Swiping your finger(s)in an upward motion on/in the crack of someones ass, not during a sexual encounter(usually).

If you flagpole me, I will punch you in the nose.

See ass, flag, pole, flagpole

4.

An erection that sticks out really far. Sometimes has observers to it.

I was swimmig under water with goggles and saw this guy with a huge flagpole.

See huge, pointy, long, male

5.

The classic place for two opponents to meet for a fight.

1. "Meet me at the flagpole, 3 o'clock. We'll work out our difficulties."

2. "Excuse me, I have an appointment at the flagpole."

See flag, pole, flags, poles


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