Flagsturbate

What is Flagsturbate?

1.

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

See masturbation, patriosexual, flag, patriot

2.

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?

Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

See flagsturbate, patriosexual, masturbation, patriot day, climax
0

Random Words:

Motorcade
1. Any wheeled vehicle flying two or more flags. These are often driven by people who, regardless of their background or socioeconomic lev..
Read more
Zulk
1. a indian from gwasla in the small town of port hardy that zulk smells like shit..
Read more
Rolling Paper
1. Clean-burning paper that comes in packs of numerous sizes. Used to wrap tobacco, weed, or any other plant the user wishes to cleanly an..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free