Flagsturbate

What is Flagsturbate?

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

See masturbation, patriosexual, flag, patriot

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?

Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

See flagsturbate, patriosexual, masturbation, patriot day, climax

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