Flagsturbate

What is Flagsturbate?

1.

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.

Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.

See masturbation, patriosexual, flag, patriot

2.

The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.

Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?

Alicia: LMAO WTF

Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.

See flagsturbate, patriosexual, masturbation, patriot day, climax
50

Random Words:

Huuuey
1. A noise made to relieve yourself of stress or to release energy. It could also be used randomly just for laughs. That ho gave me an F o..
Read more
._\\
1. A series of symbols used to depict an emo person. usually shown by people who hate life, and/or cut themselves. dude 1: i hate my life,..
Read more
Snapzam
1. A phrase of ownage, used when you have made a point against or defeated another person in logic, sports, or general life. its over.... ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free