What is Flagsturbate?
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To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.
Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.
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The act of timulating or manipulating one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, especially with a flag.
Ben: Alicia did you hear about Flagsturbation?
Alicia: LMAO WTF
Jemima: I used to flagsturbate but then I lost faith in my country. It's the saddest thing.
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Senator who is down with the bitches and hoes. Derived from the feature film "Malibu's Most Wanted". Originally portray..
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The state of being the Val-Mystro or likeness of her.
Wow, you look spectacular my little Chicken-Fry.
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