Flag-wanking Edit Meaning

1. Fear of touching one's penis. That guy has so much thigmopenaphobia that he can't even put his own underwear on...

1. Freehand freeware complete without a handsfree kit. Go on, try your hand at the 3handware. See freehand, freeware, complete, handsfree..

1. Acronym for Yay Look At Me! If you want to get people's attention you say YLAM See ylam, yay, look, me, at, manual 2. Yay Look ..