Flail

What is Flail?


1.

To dance with crazy arm motions which is entertaining for both the viewer and performer!

She loves to flail at the Loop on Saturdays!

See dance, party, jig, bustamove, rule, sheat

2.

v.To conduct routine daily activities in a spasticmanor often resulting in hilarity, expressed usually in degrees of Morley.

n.A common activity becomes a flail when the expected outcome is replaced with one that involves any number of clumsy events. Drugs, Alcohol, or Caffine are sometimes but not always involved in a flail. It is often in the nature of the individual performing the fail, sometimes their most defining trait.

Morley: The one to which all other flail is to be compared, the nucleusof flail. The one who can flail standind still.

"*crash* *bang* *clash* -- Morley's speakers just flew off his desk and out of his office! What a flailer."

See flailer, spaz, clutz, gong show, morley

3.

(new)origin, Vancouver, BC, Canada

from the word flail, to act with abandon. Has many meanings; losing something can be called flailed, running around like a chicken with your head cut off usually when high on drugs can be called flailing, someone going crazy would be called a flailer, flail would be a bunch of random stuff that a flailer has amassed. Can also refer to wasting time.

"Rob ran through the alleys digging through the dumpsters flailing the night away."

"Janna faliled her backpack in that alleyway over there!"

"Look at all those books, t-shirts and old newspapers, Devin has quite the pile of flail!"

See lost, insane, high, crystal meth, proper

4.

n. Someone who fucks up in process of doing something productive. Usually invloves being under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol

v. To fuck up in the process of do something productive or that you normally could do very easily.

"What a flail, Jamebo just spilled the bongwater on himself"

"Jamebo just flailed walking up the stairs"

See fuck up, screw up, malfunction

5.

1. A medieval weapon resembling a mace, consisting of a wooden, steel, or iron pole or stick for a handle, a chain or rope, and a spiked metal ball or cylinder, that was used by knights in battle.

2. An type of Egyptian whip, usually leather, with three or more tails. Flails can be seen held in the hands of pharoahs in paintings, hieroglypics, and on sarcophogi (coffins). Sometimes used in bondage play. See also cat o' nine tails.

Some people enjoy the stinging sensation of being hit with a flail.

See naughty kitten

6.

Usually associated with drunk people. To flail is to be out of control. Usually involves fucking shit up, hollering like Rick Flair,and being routy.

Man look at the fuckers flailing over there.

I swear Alex if you flail one more time I am stopping the car.

7.

To struggle in the attempt of a (usually physical) goal, without success. Depending on context, can have a derogatory or mocking connotation.

"She really flailed around on that rock climb."


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