Flaker

What is Flaker?


1.

A person who bails out on a commitment at the very last minute.

Tim is such a flaker. I can't believe that he bailed out the very last minute! I'm definitely not inviting him to hang out next time.

See commitment, bail, flake

2.

Is someone who plans on attending an event and never calls to state they wont be there.

icky-wicky is a FLAKER because she always says she will show up to a party but never does.

See flaker, flake, no-show

3.

Someone who flakes

You flaker, why'd you bail out last minute

See Peter

4.

a really bad diss name for the Lakers that does not make any sense. used by most Laker haters.

Guy1: Hey im about to watch the Laker game.

Guy2: Oh you mean the flakers? They suck.

Guy1: Umm yeaaa.. why are they "flakers"? they're like one of the best teams in the NBA.

Guy2: I hate em. They suck.

Guy1: haha ok man.

See lakers, haters, idiots, fans, jizz, in, my, pants

5.

Flaker is a form for homosexual activity between two person with huge and ugly lip.

Eyh, mofo stop flaking that ass.

See Henrik

6.

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:

- women

- gays

.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"

"FLAKER!"

See little, phil, binary, jerk


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