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Putting a blindfold on your penis or vagina, expecting masturbation to be better due to the member's lack of knoledge of who's..
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Masturbate about something you're regretting
Kyle got caught stealing from his place of work, and was very horny, so he decided to..
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Something extremely gay, but not quite as gay as gaynus in the anus.
Damnit! Working at Dairy Queen is fuckin queerness in the Rearness..