Flaky

What is Flaky?


1.

An unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all. Also spelled "flakey", or "flake" in the noun form.

She told me she would send me her pictures, but it's been 3 months and she hasn't sent me shit. She's flaky as hell.

See flake, flakey, procrastinate, procrastinator, lazy, Theo Huxtable

2.

Unreliable, characterized by not following through on agreed plans.

He's a straight shooter with upper-management written all over him.

Ooh, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that. He's been acting real flaky lately.

See unreliable, untrustworthy, flakey, lying, tool

3.

being socially adaptable in a way that compromises your self-worth.

Gina is a flaky person because she seemed so real talking to me at my place, but then she was ignoring me around her friends on the basketball team.

See dumb, flaky, fake, insecure, solid

4.

When there is interference, as in mobile phone line or Internet connection, resulting in difficult communications

Sorry I wasn't able to reply to your text message; the signal was very flaky.

See choppy, signal, white noise, flakey, Cerise

5.

Sissy Porcupine on Happy Tree Friends who always gets killed in the mayhem

Flaky got burnt to death in a funny episode of HTF

See htf, flakes, mayhem, porcupine, death

6.

May be spelled "flakey." Noun form: "flake."

1. A person whose mannerisms, fashion, speech or personality is eccentric.

2. A person who ignores you for no valid reason.

3. A general negative connotation for any person, place or thing.

1. Tim is really flaky, he always talks about his shoes.

2. Did you hear about Charlie? Yea, her boyfriend just broke up with her so she's been acting flaky.

3. You don't want to go there, it's really flaky.

See weird, odd, eccentric, flakey, flake, stupid, salty

7.

A person who has taken too many hard drugs and is slipping in and out of reality. Symptoms of 'flakyness' include dropping off to sleep, rolling of the eyes, slumped body language and a refusal to do anything constructive due to drug-enduced full-body shutdown.

Bob - "Jim, your lookin flaky man. How much have you had?"

Jim - "Ugh. Can't remember man. Nah, lowe it. Cba talking"

Jim passes out, slips off his chair and collapses on the floor. He breathes lightly.

See flakey, flaking, drugs, death, Trent


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