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A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.
OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!
I was gonna go ..
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Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship..
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A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.
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