Flaming Albuquerque

What is Flaming Albuquerque?


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The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.

Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.

That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.

See fire, pepper, burn, revenge


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