Flaming Ass Launch

What is Flaming Ass Launch?


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A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.

My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!


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