What is Flaming Ass Monkeys?
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Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
Random Words:
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Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers..