Flaming Coffin

What is Flaming Coffin?


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Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

See tobasco, flaming, burn, hilarious, pecker


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