Flaming Monkeys

What is Flaming Monkeys?

1.

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.

They make excellent lobby groups.

Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!

---

Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.
80

Random Words:

Fargen
1. similar to fricken, friggen, flippen only a newer version. That party was fargen bomb! Dude your mom is fargen hot! See fricken, fri..
Read more
Jarina
1. one who sucks duck butter jarina licked the duck butter until she puked See cory..
Read more
Oswald Arms
1. Someone with REALLY long arms for their body, and also very skinny and weak. LMAO look at that kid he has such oswald arms, no wonder h..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free