Flaming Monkeys

What is Flaming Monkeys?

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A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.

They make excellent lobby groups.

Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!

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