What is Flaming Ted?
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A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.
Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?
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Someone kind of dull, dim, unimpressive, slightly south of mediocre
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bad things started to happen
Just when I thought I was safe, all hell broke loose
See snafu, hairy, hectic
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Bad things start to ha..
