Flaming Ted

What is Flaming Ted?


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A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

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