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Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly..
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a flu that is horrible and prehistoric. has evolved into the bird flu, but still exists in its orginal form. what you call a flu when y..
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Diarrhoea that leaves splashes all round the lavatory bowl.
'Looks like a bad case of dazzysplats to me'
(Also abbreviated ..